Arranged meet up with Swedes (from the end of this post) on Friday before New Years Eve. Tengen had a date so I asked an experienced wing a few years older than me with an apartment in the city to wing me. We daygamed for a while first before we met up with them. I had the hotter, tall slim brunette, he had the short blonde cockblock. Went to a bar, the drinks there were not strong enough. I’ve taken girls there before and got them them drunk but they were mostly teenagers not 21 year olds, won’t go back there again.
Bounced from there to his pad and chilled on his couch. My wing took his girl upstairs to “look for cards” for a drinking game and stalled up there. Madeout with mine on the couch, before we all played some drinking game in his room but we only had beers in his pad. The girls were nowhere near drunk enough, mine rated her drunkness as “2/10″.
I can’t remember much of the rest now, but we realized we wouldn’t be able to fuck them so we took em back home. Tried to sneak up into their hostel room, but the blonde kicked us out of their reception area after a few minutes (I used Roosh’s bathroom line to get us in). As my wing for the night was more advanced than me, I asked him for critical feedback after we left their hostel. He basically said my game was fine except that I kino’d too much too early on the street inbetween venues and so forth, and that he knew early on the girls weren’t DTF.
Saw Two Door Cinema Club, opened by The Vaccines and The Jungle Giants. I obviously wasn’t just there to game, but ended up socializing with at least half a dozen different girls. One girl who is in my vicinity virtually the whole night told me she knows me, I didn’t recognize her at all. Turns out I’ve fucked one of her bestfriends and we’ve been to some of the same parties. I’ll be seeing both of them again at another party this Friday.
Overall was a dope night. Two Door were the best live act I’ve seen so far. When I left I was on a nimbus of exhilaration. I ditched people to go meet Tengen in the city to grab some much needed food and drink before I went home.
Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club
New Years Eve
Daygamed with The Russian and The Ukrainian. Shit was packed. Met up with the wing from the date with the Swedes and we all bought a shitload of booze and left them in his pad. I took 2-3 vodka shots before I left because everyone else did, even though I was planning on staying as sober as I could get away with that night. We split into pairs and I streetgamed with the older wing. Never done that tipsy before, so much easier then doing it sober it’s literally like using cheat codes.
The Midnight Kiss
We combed the city streets as we made our way to the central square of my city which was packed to the brim with people. Wing had to piss badly, we sprinted to the toilets and back up. Got back to the Square with a minute left. I frantically led us to go find girls, seconds after midnight struck I saw three hot women in their mid 20′s. I rolled up, grabbed one, said Happy New Year and kissed her. Midnight kiss accomplished, we bounced from the Square back onto the street.
The “After Party”
After that we texted the Swedes, but the mobile networks were overflowing with Happy New Year texts that each message took 20-30 minutes to get through. We streetgamed multiple drunk young sets, shit was going well. Number closed a few and tried to invite them to the pad to get a real party going. However an hour and a half or so later we ended up running into them on the street as they were making their way back to their hostel. We stopped them and talked to them for a while. Both were quite drunk, mine especially. We just gamed them on the street shooting shit and teasing for a while. My wings game really came through, need to go out with him more often.
My girl kept asking where the “after party” was and how many people would be there because we told them we were going to throw one at his apartment. The Russian and the Ukrainian randomly came past with a group of four girls they were trying to game, they ended up sticking with them and losing them before they could get them to come to the “after party”. The two of us walked the Swedes to his pad.
Along the way, my girl was giving my heavy interest, grabbing my ass, leaning into my face to talk to me and kiss my cheek, randomly running her hand up my shirt to grab my stomach and taking a lot of selfies of us. I thought it was fucking on. We had to walk from one corner of the downtown area to the other so the girls were getting sick of it by the end (20-25 mins at a leisurely pace with interruptions).
By the time we’d gotten close the previously sexual mood was gone because of their frustration. When we got to his pad, my wings girl literally sat outside of the front door and wouldn’t go in, so he occupied her there while I led mine upstairs.
She’s A Riot by The Jungle Giants
She went into the bathroom while I made us shots (I actually poured water into mine in a bid to be as sober as possible). When she came out, she refused to take hers even after I downed my fake shot in front of her. It was then that I realized things weren’t going to go well. I led her to to the couch, we sat down and she put her legs on my lap, talked for a bit, made out. I was expecting her friend and my wing to come upstairs any second, either to fuck or for her to take my girl with her so I knew I had to isolate to a bedroom.
Thankfully, none of my wings roommates were home that night. I used the excuse of finding a charger for my phone to get her into a bedroom and she jumped straight onto the bed. After pretending to plug in my phone, I lay next to her as we browsed photos of her travels through Australian before I took it off her and made out with her again.
I swung my body on top of her and continued. However, I made a critical mistake of escalating too far too fast. In retrospect, the knowledge that her friend could come in and cockblock any minute made me feel I only had limited time in which to get the bang, so I pushed for it instead of relaxing and taking my time. The fact she refused to take a drink inside should have alerted to me to go slower.
I started grabbing her bare ass from behind (hand down her shorts) too early and she resisted. Then, I made the dumb mistake of moving my mouth down to suck on her tits instead of backing off with some push/pull and restarting. I got more resistance, she wouldn’t let me take off her shirt or bra.
I continued trying to caveman it, it blow up in my face. Tried to go for her pussy, this time her blushing playful no’s turned serious. She said she had to back to her friend so she got up off the bed and so did I. For some reason then ducked down to the floor so her face was at the level of my crotch, she was probably trying to pick something up. I then quickly decided to do a move I’ve been meaning to try out for a while, whipping out your dick and asking her to blow you as a last resort move.
By the time I whipped out my cock however she had stood up again. Her face lit up in shock, I told her to blow me, she touched the head of my cock with her fingers for a moment before saying she had to go and dashing out.
I put my boner away and walked out with her. My wings ability to occupy and entertain the cockblocker for so long is a testament to his game. Best wingman ever. We led the girls halfway back to her hostel before The Russian called and told us to meet him and The Ukrainian in the middle of the city centre which at almost 4 AM still had a lot of young people. We ate and decided to call it a night. As we headed back we opened a few random sets but nothing was happening. Randomly passed by the teenage Brit from from these two posts (Summer Week One and Flakes, Random Encounters & Exam Results) as she and her new boyfriend left a club after seeing Flume play.
I wonder how the night would’ve been different if I’d gone to that club instead (as I was originally planning to) or ditched meeting the Swedes and pulled another group of girls to the apartment. Got back fell asleep at like 6AM. All in all, a good night with some great lessons and experiences. Can’t fucking wait till I get the pad. 2013 is going to be an amazing year. I feel like real life and my journey have only just begun.
Someone Great by LCD Soundsystem
Until next time,
Starting Young & Aiming High